Last night, I had the strangest dream…

I dreamt that a loud cooing noise, like a pigeon kept waking me up. After waking up several times and getting pretty agitated, I went to the window to see what was making such an annoying noise. After rattling the blinds a few times and banging on the window, I came face to face with a very angry owl. Now at this point in the dream the owl looked pretty normal, but the angrier it got, the wider it’s eyes became and their pupils shrank into cat-like slits. As it’s eyes merged into one very angry eye it dive bombed me, and that, of course, is when I woke up.

The owl went away, but the cooing did not.

(Seriously, there are pigeons roosting outside our house…I am going crazy.)